Sometimes I drive a diesel truck around town. It's...

Sometimes I drive a diesel truck around town. It's not uncommon for this vehicle to emit smoke when it's low on gas because it's cleaning the exhaust filter or something. I realize that this is an annoyance to those behind me but I'm selfish and I don't really care about them. It turns out you can report smoking vehicles to your local state health department via this website https://www.colorado.gov/pacific/cdphe/smoking-vehicle-hotline

I know this because I received a notice in the mail from a concerned citizen who was saddened by my vehicles smoking in their face. Instead of getting upset about their sore vagina I decided to use this information to my advantage. As such, whenever I encounter a Subaru or hybrid vehicle on the road being an annoyance, instead of chasing them down and shooting them in the face as I may have previously done I will instead simply take down their license place and report them to the authority above. This is both fun and free. Try it.

Someone should just go through all the porn of the...

Someone should just go through all the porn of the 70's and make a two hour documentary of all the worst non x rated parts. Just the cheesiest cornball parts of those movies back to back for two hours. That would be an amazing movie to show at parties.