america in a single photo

this photo is the perfect representation of what defines america as a country. Its just some over weight white people who are constantly staring at their phones perpetually and impatiently waiting to shove food in their mouth ignoring what is right in front of them. 

So you know how they let you pick any name you wan...

So you know how they let you pick any name you want at Starbucks that will be called out when your coffee is ready? I have decided to go with "The guy who's coffee I just made that thinks he is clever but really isn't."