if you are like me you probably have dozens of these in your house: several light switches packed into a single or double gang wall outlet. To this day i still cant remember which one of these switches works the hall and which one works the staircase. Why don't they simply change the color of the actual switches. even if only slightly. (ie grey, white, beige, etc) this simple change would probably help me to remember which switch goes to which light (grey hall, black staircase) but probably it wouldn't and i would just have spent a bunch of money and time on something that looks dumb and i would occasionally have to explain to visitors.
this photo is the perfect representation of what defines america as a country. Its just some over weight white people who are constantly staring at their phones perpetually and impatiently waiting to shove food in their mouth ignoring what is right in front of them.
So you know how they let you pick any name you want at Starbucks that will be called out when your coffee is ready? I have decided to go with "The guy who's coffee I just made that thinks he is clever but really isn't."
If Bill Cosby would have died like ten years ago would he still be a shit bag. These are the riddles of life.
My biggest motivation for finding an office job is so that there will be people around to fake laugh at my jokes.