An old man and his aarp card

So through a loophole in the system I received my AARP card yesterday and I'm anxious to try it out but I don't just want to throw it down for half a spaghetti dinner at McDonald's I really want to make an impression and give myself a laugh in the process.  

so I have decided to make my first AARP purchase at the trendiest coffee joint in Denver ordering the stupidest sounding coffee I can think of at a slightly discounted rate. 

I have decided to patronize the wonderful establishment of city oh city on 14th St. and 14th Ave. rather in Denver order a scone a cappuccino and a 10% discount. I'll keep you posted.