I just said to someone, "I ripped the fenders off ...

I just said to someone, "I ripped the fenders off a 1954 ford pickup to make wall sconces".... a phrase which could very well be both the butchest and simultaneously the gayest phrase ever spoken in the history of mankind. Can someone call to confirm this..? wait, I just got an email..... apparently Guinness has already gotten wind of the accomplishment and have updated their records accordingly. Fantastic logistics department those folks have.

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